Sunday, February 27, 2005
The 77th Oscar Awards
My Thoughts on The OSCARS
- All right, I don't get it. What's the big deal about Clint Eastwood? He's fine as an actor I suppose. But why does everyone call him a genius? Even he looks confused when they do it. I suppose they could all just be kissing butt. I remember a few years ago it was the in thing to call Warren Beatty a genius.
- Jamie Foxx has got a lot of heart. I like that guy.
- Hillary Swank, what's with the plumber butt crack dress? Not that I minded it, mind you. From the front she looked like a nun, from the back she looked like well...heaven.
- Why did Beyonce get to sing every damn song? Not that I minded, mind you. And the make up!! She looked like the M.C. in Cabaret.
- Why does Antonio Banderas seem to get to do so much fun stuff? And what's with his hair? Is he trying to "out ugly" his wife?
- Yo Yo Ma seemed to be crying after playing the tribute music during the ode to all the fallen celebs. Now he's a genius!
- Chris Rock did much better than I expected. But I still wish he could have let loose. I think the Oscars should move to HBO so that our government will let Chris Rock say nasty things.
- Sean Penne looked like he put a bowl on his head and cut around it this morning. And Sean, lighten up, man!! Chris Rock is a comic. He makes jokes. He was making jokes!!
- Was Dustin Hoffman drunk? Methinks so.
- What about the poor saps who had to accept their awards while seated in row 65? What was with that?
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HAAAAAAAAAA Butt crack plumber dress!!!!!!
She looked all matronly from the front..but whoa! When she turned around...
I can't believe you neglected CHARLIZE THERON!!!!!!!! HELLO?
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She looked all matronly from the front..but whoa! When she turned around...
I can't believe you neglected CHARLIZE THERON!!!!!!!! HELLO?
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